Saturday, December 08, 2007

MS--Not Multiple Sclerosis

I've decided I want to find a new name for MS. I want the acronym to stand for something other than Multiple Sclerosis...which, by the way, is a very scary sounding disease. So, when I say I have MS, it can mean:

Modern Sensibility
Mannequin Sequins
Masturbation Sponge
Moldy Sandwich
Math Sickness
Mammary Slime
Mmmmmm Slutty
Mars Spaceship
Man Salad
Massachusetts Slum
Maniac Solitude
Mother Scare
Mind Sparkles
Mandolin Sounds
Most Special
Mountain Solitude
Mayan Silence

I think I'm on to something.

14 comments:

  1. Moonlight Serenade
    Marvelous Spaghetti
    Misty Seascape
    Marauding Sasquatches
    Masquerading Sailors
    ...

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  2. Monrovian Strippers
    Mindblowing Sex (Liz came up with that one)
    Me Sick
    Mitt Sucks
    Mormon Smith
    Maybe Saturday?
    More Sushi
    Morning Sickness
    My Schizophrenia
    Mid-town Schenectady
    Marvellous Sistah
    Moronic Spouse
    Master-Slave
    Many Symptoms
    My Sympathy
    Mostly Saliva

    and of course,

    Muppet Show!!!

    thank you for indulging My Silliness

    pete n

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  3. Munchy symmetry
    Mistaken sofas
    Mustard sandals
    Masculine saucers
    Mortar symptoms
    Missile suggestions
    Maybe soothing
    Mommy sunshine
    Marmalade songs
    Mocha sausage
    Mascara symphony
    Molecular synthetics
    Morbid sensitivity
    Moony surface
    Mush soccer
    Muscular spaghetti
    Musical sextuplets


    I love this!!

    DW

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  4. Still thinking:

    Mini syllables
    Missing seventies
    Mashed sunsets
    Mesquite soda
    Manned sophomores
    Misguided midgets
    Mirrored siding


    This sure beats cleaning the house!

    DW

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  5. Mulish saints
    Mulled sacks
    Minced settees
    Miniature soles
    Majestic souls
    Moscow sinks
    Madagascar stereos
    Mission sweet

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  6. Oops- Misguided midgets was supposed to be misguided stitches and then I was going to add midget silks. Somehow I jumbled them up. :)

    I was momentarily misguided.

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  7. Molly shines
    Mustache smiles
    Mold shock
    Minestrone shuffle

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  8. Menthol slips
    Major sugar

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  9. Mahi sushi
    Macaroni stolen
    Macarena signal

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  10. Maiden signatures
    Modern sedans
    Mitten safari

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