Friday, January 25, 2008

Shipping and Handling Not Included

I think I just found the answer to all of my problems--MS and otherwise. According to the commercial that runs on late-night BBC America, Kinochi foot pads are a miracle cure for almost anything. They draw out all the impurities in a person's body, eliminating the route causes of illness. Maybe, just maybe, I don't need to go to see neurologists and give myself injections three times a week. Maybe I just need to send $19.95 to some address in the Midwest to receive stick-on gauze pads that will collect poisons I didn't know I had via the bottoms of my feet. Or I could just turn off the sexy British sitcoms and go to bed. Hmmmm. Tough call.

1 comment:

  1. OMG! I saw that infomercial too. Hilarious! Can anyone really be that gullible?