Monday, August 11, 2008


It appears that invisibility is in sight. Pun intended. Check it out.

So, what would you do if you could be invisible?

I think I would go to wherever the ballots are counted in November to make sure that Barack is the winner. Don't get me wrong. I think he will win fair and square but JUST IN CASE we are screwed by that whole electoral college crap again, I would want to be prepared.

I would go backstage at every Counting Crows concert.

I would go places naked where I wouldn't be allowed to be naked if people could see me.

I would visit people I do not like and screw with their heads--moving stuff around, talking to them, etc.

I would sneak into armories or wherever the heck guns and military weaponry is stored and melt it all down to make art.

I would steal a plane, food, and medicine from rich companies, and air drop it in impoverished areas like Darfur.

I would "deliver" flowers to people who are alone or depressed with a note that says "You are loved."

Hmmm. Now I'm on a roll.


  1. I love this post. I would also do all those things if I were invisible.

  2. I would become The Invisible Drummer and freak people out at shows with my glow-in-the-dark drumsticks.

  3. At least your blog is no longer invisible to my universe. I just found you and am glad I did!

  4. I don't have MS, my sister does. But I love reading blogs from others who do have MS because I learn a lot. I've learn a lot thru her blog but I'm also learning from blogs such as yours. Thank you for letting me into your world! BTW - I love all of your invisible suggestions!!

  5. well...quite often i feel invisible. i think i like your last idea the very best. it would be nice to surprise people in that way.

  6. I'm not going to reveal what I'd do if invisible because then you'll know it's me!

  7. I would would sneak into all the movies I want to see. Come on now: $9.50 to see a movie on a Saturday night?

  8. I would watch my kids at their friend's houses. I'm sure it couldn't be my kids that those parents are raving about!

  9. you haven't written in a long time. are you practicing being invisible? just checking to see if you are okay.

  10. Thanks, everyone! I love your ideas and the fact that you read and care. If I was invisible, I would sneak onto various airplanes and come visit each of you wherever you live in the world.
    Lazy Julie